sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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(via c-wonder82)

drtessarosetorres:

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

well that fucked up my whole lfie
"Ok so why the fuckā€¦.."
Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence, via mocahontassoul)

jjsinterlude:

sensxal-bliss:

privatebarb:

itsdrickibytch:


Walking into class when there’s no seat…

Or the bitch you hate took your seat

Or when your about to leave and your mothers like “where you going I need you to wash the dishes”

Or walking out of the house and see that it’s pouring down raining..

Or when you walk in & you see your ex
vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 
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